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Funny Definations
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 14th, 2011
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the [...]
Funny Letters
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 5th, 2011
Dear mum, I’m 16 now, can I please get a bra? Sincerely, your son, Justin B. Dear people who don’t like Harry Potter, AVADA KEDAVRA! Sincerely, that ought to teach you. Dear NASA, Your mum says I’m big enough. Sincerely, Pluto. Dear rubix cube, Done! Sincerely, colorblind. Dear students, I know when you’re texting. Sincerely, [...]
30 funny computer quotes
Posted by nepkosadmin on June 17th, 2011
30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.” 29. “Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…” 28. “Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !” 27. “rm -rf /bin/laden” 26. “I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that [...]
Funny Computer Pictures
Posted by nepkosadmin on June 15th, 2011
Linux 95 Computer Show Understanding Computer Technology Really Simple Keyboard BMW I will use Google Super Computer Communism Trial Period Over Hacker in jail Successful Error IBM Laptop King of the world Intel Inside Press any key
Funny computer Quotes|sms
Posted by nepkosadmin on June 13th, 2011
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” –Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I [...]
Funny jokes collections|english
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 7th, 2011
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”. It’s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must [...]
