see what type of woman according to the computer related defination HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.
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Fun sms messages
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 4th, 2011
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don”t worry I don”t cry, I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
एउटा नबयुबकले कुनै नयाँ
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 30th, 2010
एउटा नबयुबकले कुनै नयाँ ब्यबशाय शुरु गरेछ | अफिस बनाएछ, नया टेबुल, नया कुर्सि, नया टेलिफोन, नया पंखा, …….| कुर्सिमै बसिरहेको बेलामा उसको अफिसतीर एकजना मान्छे आउंदै गरेको देखेछ | उ अत्यन्तै व्यस्त भएको जस्तै देखाउन टेलिफोनमा बोलेजस्तो नाटक गर्न थालेछ | उ अझै नजिक आएपछि झन् लाख लाखका फुर्ति लगाउन थालेछ | त्यतिकैमा फोन [...]
एउटा घरमा राति चोरि
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 20th, 2010
एउटा घरमा राति चोरि भएछ | भोलिपल्ट प्रहरीले चोर पक्रिएछन र घरधनीलाइ खबर गरिदिएछन् | घरमुली लोग्नेमान्छे हतार हतार आएछ र आफ्ना समान पहिचान गर्नु भन्दा पनि चोरलाइ भेट्न आतुर भएछ | प्रहरी, ‘तपाइँ आत्तिनु पर्दैन, चोरलाइ हामी कढा भन्दा कढा कारबाही गर्नेछौं |’ घरमुलीले भनेछ, ‘ कारबाहीको कुरा होइन, मलाई त यो कुरा थाह [...]
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No Comments »पल्लोघरको अंकल
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 30th, 2010
छोरोः डेडी, पल्लो घरको अंकलको नाम डार्लिङ हो ? बाबुः हैन बाबु, उसको नाम त रमेश हो । छोराः अनि हजुर अफिस जानासाथ मम्मीले त त्यो अंकललाई डार्लिङ भन्नुहुन्छ त !!
Lawyer Jokes
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 22nd, 2010
A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing. The [...]
Fun dick and jane-jim carey movie-2005
Posted by nepkosadmin on July 1st, 2010
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Posted in 2001-2005, Chinese Subtitle, Comedy Movie, English Movies, Movies-language, Subtitle Tags: and, carey, dick, fun, janejim, Movie No Comments »Nepali jokes |fun jokes
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 26th, 2010
एउटा मुर्खलाइ एकाबिहानै आफ्नो घरको ढोकामा उभिएको देखेर छिमेकीले सोध्यो, ‘के हेर्दै बसेका छौ ढोकाबाट ?’ मुर्खले जवाफ दियो, ‘ रात भरि बिजुली आएन, अनि कति बेला बिजुली आउला र बत्ति निभाएर सुतम्ला भनेर कुरेर बसेको |’ —————————————————– सानो छोराले बाबुसंग सोधेछ, ‘बुबा, वकिलहरु कहिल्यै साँचो बोल्छन?’ बाबुले एकछिन सोचेर भनेछ, ‘कहिले काहीं बोल्छन छोरा, [...]
fun jokes
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 23rd, 2010
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?” The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!” ========================================= Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. [...]
