एकपटक बाबुराम भट्टराई र मोहन बैध कुराकानी गर्दै
बाबुराम : यार बैध जी म सगरमाथा को चुचुरो
मा पुगे भने मलाई के दिनु हुन्छ हँ ?
बैध : म बर्षौ देखि त्यसैको प्रतिक्षामा त छु नि ।
म सगरमाथा को चुचुरो मा पुगे भने मलाई के दिनु हुन्छ
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Class, study homewor and textbook
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Why Stupid?
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
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Why is Robin even more stupid?
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother?
Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep..
I’m dying….
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
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Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
exercise daily for good health
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: Sir i play football, cricket and tennis daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
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how did u get em to keep quiet?
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
A plane was transporting mentally impaired patients & they were making too much noise. One of the mad men entered Pilots cabin.
MADMAN: Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane.
PILOT: I will but under one condition.
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MADMAN: Whats that?
PILOT: If only you can get your friends to keep quiet.
MADMAN: Okay.
(5 minutes latter the plane is quiet).
hy Is The Bride Dressed In White?
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
A Little Girl, attending a Wedding for The First Time… Whispered To Her Mother, “Why Is The Bride Dressed In White?”
Mom – “Because White Is The Color Of Happiness, And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life.”
Why are you late?
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were
fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so
why are you late?
