Category Archives: Sardar SMS
sardar sms
Is that a sun or moon
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
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What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
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Kept the door open while bathing
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Latest version of java
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
sardarji sms
Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
Sardar:
Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
Ur
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Bachao
Bachao
.
.
Major Rohail:
Ab kaisa hy wo?
.
.
Sardar:
Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye
2 Sardar match dekh rahe the. Dhoni ne chouka lagaya.
1st-Dekho GOAL hua.
2nd-Oye, Goal isme nahi Cricket me hota hai
Sardar goes to
Petrol Pump..
Reads notice-
DON’T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.
He calls everyone & says,
DON’T CALL ME..
I am at Petrol Pump.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein?elivery Free?hai.
sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
Sardarji is writing a letter to his son.
It goes like this, “Son, I know you can’t read fast,
so am writing this letter very slow.”
A Sardar was in a hotel and his cellular phone rang.
He picked it up and said ” Hello, how did you know I was here?”
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain ,br>
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Teacher-: oxygen is must 4 breathing & 4 life.. it was discoverd in1773..
Sardaar-: thank god!i was born after that, pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Santa to banta:”raat ko
teri khidki khuli thi,
I enjoyed full seen of u
& yr wife”
Banta:”Ban gaya na
Bhuddu,main kal puri raat ghar hi nahi tha”
