30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.” 29. “Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…” 28. “Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !” 27. “rm -rf /bin/laden” 26. “I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that [...]
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Funny computer Quotes|sms
Posted by nepkosadmin on June 13th, 2011
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” –Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I [...]
Friendship quotes |message
Posted by nepkosadmin on June 12th, 2011
Smile is the beginning of peace and a medicine of gloom..so… always wear ur SMILE everyday..:) ————————————————– Most friendships begin with a compliment. ———————— Friends can make you laugh like no one else can. ================================ Sacrifice is greater than love, character is greater than beauty.Humanity is greater than wealth, but nothing is greater than friendship..Have [...]
funny medical quotes
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 5th, 2010
From the Daily Mail :- ‘Choking patients can now be incubated to maintain their airwaves!’ Advert in the BMJ :- FOR SALE : Real bone half-skeleton, in better condition than seller. £250. Seen in the BBC canteen in Manchester :- In the interests of hygiene, please use tongues when picking up your baked potatoes. From [...]
laughter quotes collections
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 4th, 2010
‘Laughter Quotation’ The best blush to use is laughter: It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul. – Linda Knight Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. – Arnold Glasow Laughter is the most healthful exertion. – Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland Laughter is part of the human survival kit. – David Nathan The [...]
Medical quotations
Posted by nepkosadmin on August 9th, 2010
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. ~Cicero My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians [...]
Quotes of the Day
Posted by picnepal on June 5th, 2010
Love has no place in a lawyer’s office. – Elizabeth Aston Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner
Beautiful life quotes
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 10th, 2010
The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. Bertrand Russell Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song. Jason Zebehazy Do, or do not. There is no try. Yoda, from Star Wars Work like you don’t need the money, love like your heart has [...]
May Day 2010| Quotes by Different Peoples
Posted by picnepal on May 1st, 2010
•Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil. ~Henry van Dyke •A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. ~Geoffrey Norman •The cure for anything is salt water – sweat, tears, or the sea. ~Isak Dinesen •Sweat cleanses [...]
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No Comments »Tongue Twisters ?????
Posted by picnepal on April 29th, 2010
Tongue Twisters 1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? ??????????????? 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. ???????????????????????????????????????????
