A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, . .
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Under 18 are not allowed
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 7th, 2011
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. “Under 18 are not allowed.” Santa saw this msg, what he did next time.. . . .
your wife very sweet.
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 5th, 2011
Santa sent a text message to his Boss – Me sick, no work today. Boss replied back: Wen I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Tags: Shantabanta on drive
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 25th, 2011
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Door Repairing|shantabanta joke
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 22nd, 2011
lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Password |shantabanta joke
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 21st, 2011
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Titanic was sinking |shantabanta joke
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 20th, 2011
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea.
shanta and banta joke
Posted by nepkosadmin on September 18th, 2011
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the [...]
