Archive for the ‘Sardar ji jokes’ Category

why are you removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

why are u DANCING

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING.

Sardarji and director

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”. BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. “Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”. And the machine is silent.

Whats the time|sardar joke

A lady is not wearing a watch, so she asks a Sardar in an American accent: “Wot’s dah tayme ?” The Sardar hates desis who put on a foreign accent. He replies in a similar accent: ‘Bra-panties’. … Confused the lady asks again, ‘No: No: Wot’s Dah Tayme?’ The Sardar again answers back, in the [...]

Sardar and his wife at coffee shop

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar: Drink quickly. Wife: Why?

5 Sardar ji jokes

Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ——————————————- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I [...]

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