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बिरामी डाक्टर सँग
Posted by nepkosadmin on January 9th, 2012
बिरामी डाक्टर सँग तपाईंले नर्स एकदम राम्रो राख्नु भएको रहेछ, उसको हात लाग्ने बित्तिकै म ठीक भएँ ।
श्रीमान श्रीमती डाक्टर लाइ जचाउन गएछ
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 29th, 2011
एक जोडी श्रीमान श्रीमती डाक्टर लाइ जचाउन गएछन, सबै चेक गरि सके पछी डाक्टरले श्रीमान लाइ पिसाव चेक गर्नु पर्छ भोलि लिएर आउनु होला भनेछ, र दुबै जना घर फर्केछन् बिहान बिर्सियेला भनेर सुतनु अगाडी नै श्रीमानले बोतल मा पिसाब गरेर खाटमुनी राखेर सुतेछ, बिहान श्रीमती छिट्टै उठेर घर बढार्दै जादा बोतल ढलेछ र पिसाब [...]
सेरेको दाँतमा किरा लागेछ
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 28th, 2011
सेरेको दाँतमा किरा लागेछ अनि डेन्टिस्ट कहाँ गएछ डेन्टिस्ट्: ४ दिन बिहान बेलुकी दुध र बिस्कुट खाने, र ५ दिन दुधमात्र खाने, किरा अवस्य निस्कन्छ । सेरेले ४ दिन दुध र बिस्कुट खाएछ अनि पाँचौ दिन दुधमात्र खाएछ्
चेते एकदिन औसधी पसल मा
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 17th, 2011
चेते एकदिन औसधी पसल मा चेतेः दाई दाई कन्डम छ ? पसले :- छ छ भाइ , कुन फ्लेवर को दिम ? चेते : जुन फ्लेवर भए नि हुन्छ तर सेतो रङ को दिनुहोस् है पसले :- ल सेतो रङ को त छैन , किन सेतै चाहियो नि ?
I need poison
Posted by nepkosadmin on November 8th, 2011
Man at medical store: I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . .
Tags: How to Kill an Ant?
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 12th, 2011
Q: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks. Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Hole where ants
funny medical quotes
Posted by nepkosadmin on October 5th, 2010
From the Daily Mail :- ‘Choking patients can now be incubated to maintain their airwaves!’ Advert in the BMJ :- FOR SALE : Real bone half-skeleton, in better condition than seller. £250. Seen in the BBC canteen in Manchester :- In the interests of hygiene, please use tongues when picking up your baked potatoes. From [...]
Nurse Jokes|medical jokes
Posted by nepkosadmin on July 8th, 2010
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. “What did you used to do back on Earth?” he asked the first nurse. “Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?” She told him, “I was a nurse at an inner city [...]
Doctor & patient joke |nepali joke
Posted by nepkosadmin on May 19th, 2010
बिरामी :- डाक्टरसा’प, जब म निन्द्रामा हुन्छु, सपनामा बाँदरहरु फुटबल खेल्छ्न | डाक्टर:- आत्तिनु पर्दैन, यो औसधि सुत्नुअघि खानु | बिरामी:- भोली देखि खानुपर्ला, आज त झन फाइनल छ !! ================================ एक पटक एउटा मान्छे, डाक्टरलाई मुर्ख बनाउने बिचारले गएछ डाक्टर : के समस्या छ? मान्छे, :- डाक्टरसा’ब, हेर्नु न, मलाई केही नखाने भने भोक [...]
