Category Archives: English Joke
Funny Definations
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
Teacher and Student|joke
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally Affected teachers harassing students
Begger and man
Beggar : Give me food…
Man : I’ll take U 2 bar…
Beggar : I don’t drink.
Man : I’ll give U cigarettes
Beggar : I don’t smoke.
