customer :what is the cost of a haircut?
barber: Rs 30
customer: and what is the cost of a shave?
barber:Rs 10
मलाई १० जनाले पिटे
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
खड्के : आज मलाई १० जनाले पिटे नि पड्के ..
पड्के : अनि तैले केहि गरिनस
खड्के : मैले नि भनिदिए …….हिम्मत भए एक एक गरेर आओ
यो कुन काल हो
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
एकजना कालि कालि मिस कक्षामा नेपाली बिषय अन्तर्गत ब्याकरण पढाइरहेकी थिइन् ।
मिस : म राम्री छु, यो कुन काल हो ?
दिपक : यो भुतकाल हो मिस ।
मिस : के रे ? भुतकाल हैन, यो बर्तमानकाल हो ।
म सगरमाथा को चुचुरो मा पुगे भने मलाई के दिनु हुन्छ
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
एकपटक बाबुराम भट्टराई र मोहन बैध कुराकानी गर्दै
बाबुराम : यार बैध जी म सगरमाथा को चुचुरो
मा पुगे भने मलाई के दिनु हुन्छ हँ ?
बैध : म बर्षौ देखि त्यसैको प्रतिक्षामा त छु नि ।
Class, study homewor and textbook
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Why Stupid?
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
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Why is Robin even more stupid?
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother?
Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep..
I’m dying….
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
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Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
exercise daily for good health
Posted by picnepal on January 27th, 2012
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: Sir i play football, cricket and tennis daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
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